Who does newly-installed Speaker in the Australian Parliament, Peter Slipper, follow when he joins Twitter? A select handful of people, as it turns out.
We spied Slippery Pete's @PeterSlipperMP account earlier this afternoon and at the time of posting, he had 139 followers but was only following three.
The Courier Mail's national political correspondent Anna Caldwell and former Liberal colleagues Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull were the elite tweeps.
No Julia and no Krudd.
Chatter on Twitter is that the account is genuine and Pete's been deleting tweets almost as fast as he's been posting them.
What's left is pretty banal.
What price wall-to-wall coverage in the Daily Telegraph tomorrow (which is where stole the digitally-altered graphic)?